Without the tension

We wouldn’t have to mention

That loving online

Isn’t always so fine

Because we know for a fact

That it’s easy to act

When you’re halfway across the planet

And your face is just a pic

Be you Brad or be you Janet

A guy or some cute chick

You can fall for a bunch

Of text on your screen

and your heart can be aching

For someone you’ve never seen

So take my recommendation

And listen good and hard

If you look for love online

You better be smart

If you’re looking for some email

To make your heart melt

Then get ready to be steady

And buckle that seat belt!